Dude, I’m sorry that you were scared and cold and too wasted to know where you were, much less how to get home, but knocking on my door at 3am isn’t going to get a lot of sympathy. Now if you were a 2 year old having a nightmare about crabs pinching you at that hour, then I’d cut you some slack. You are lucky that my husband is kinder than I am and called you a cab. Thanks for not barfing on the porch.

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