I went out last night, mainly to just sit by myself and have a drink and ponder my life and just really not interact with anyone. And I got carded as usual.
Waitress: "I would not have guessed, you look so much younger!"
Me: "Yeah, I've been told."
She steps away. A minute later a waiter appears.
Waiter (excitedly): "She told me your age and I just can't believe it, you're older than me? BORN IN 1969!?"
Me: (crap, people are staring.) "Yes." (please go away.)
Waiter: "Can I see your ID? I have to be careful, I got busted for serving someone underage." (Never mind that he's not actually my server and therefore is just doing this for his own entertainment and my discomfort.)
Waiter: "Wow, it's true!"
Me: "YES. I. AM. REALLY. OLD."
Waiter (backpeddling): "Well, I didn't mean that, I mean you look good for your age, wow!"
ME: "OK, I get it. Can I get my drink now?"
It was almost as much fun as the time I got high-fived by a Barista for looking so good for my age.