Did you know if you are really dead tired you might just mistake the dish soap bottle for the olive oil? They are both stored on the counter and the bottles are roughly the same size. You might just grab a bottle and keep squirting and squirting until, well, your chicken is marinating in bubbly goodness. No one really notices if you serve it up with lots of mustard dressing and bacon.
And to think people rave about my cooking,